just for fun!

Lincoln Park Chad Society

http://www.lpchad.com/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

for real

i saw narnia today and this was one of the trailers

hot mama

Yes.  That is my mother.

I’m home for a week before my travels.  It feels SO good to be here.

I finally got around to scanning in some images from the old albums.  If anyone’s interested in seeing more sexxxy pictures of my younger Mother and pictures of me as a little booger you can view them here

Vatican: It’s OK to believe in aliens

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_aliens

yes, the true headline in my yahoo! front page.. after “love contracts: office romances”

oooohh yyyaaaahoooooo

“sleekify your abs”

While reading a silly Yahoo! article about eating breakfast while laying on my couch with my laptop on my tummy and bowl of cereal on my chest(hey i did just get back from a run at least); the phrase

“Research shows that eating breakfast revs up your metabolism, keeps you from overeating later in the day and may even help sleekify your abs.”

almost made me spit banana chunks onto my screen.  I’m sure researchers have very pertinent evidence about how eating leftover pizza in the morning “sleekifying” your abs.  Oh ladies ladies… why do they keep fueling our dreams?

garfield minus garfield

Found through Jesse Ames’ tumblr! And hilarious!

These are my favorites but see them all here.

The Nutcracker on Horseback

Yes, its just what it sounds like. The play, the nutcracker.. on horses. How could I resist?

The noble horse theatre in Chicago is a fine establishment. Its been around since 1871 and doesn’t have the cheesey factor you’ll find at Midevil Times. It DOES however, have the cheesey factor where it counts – in the show! A girl dancing with a nutcracker enveloped fellow atop a white horse is not something you’ll see any day. It was so silly, but the stunts WERE spetacular! The horses dancing were silly and nice, but the cossack riders! HOLY SMOKES!

ALSO! Okay, the place is BYOB and midway through the show I was reverting back to my 8yo excitement level. I was so into it! There was one point when they did the stunt where the horse wasn’t being ridden but listening to the trainers’ signals.. they sent the horse running out from the dark into the light without the saddle and it felt so magical I let out an audible gasp! It’s ridiculous! Absurd! SO SEE IT IF YOU POSSIBLY CAN!

View the videos on GOOGLE

lion secks

I’m up after the king kahn and the bbq show.. show, which was fantastic and i will write about later. BUT! more importantly I just had to let you know that within the past 15 minutes I’ve seen the same stock video of lions doing it in two different shows. What shows? Weeds Season 3 Episode 6 and Bill Nye the Science Guy – Evolution of Sex !

Weeeird.

high school internets

While group youtubing this evening, i discovered the joys of looking up your old high school. Most of the videoes aren’t from my era, but things haven’t changed much. There are still silly pep rallys wherein boys pretend to be cheerleaders, kids streaking at football games, silly morning announcements, mr damascus contests, and fights in front of blockbuster.. but my favorites are of course, these two videos from my days at DHS.

fan fucking tastic